Item # de6veg02sb8zz-defcon-snowboard-gloves
The S.U.V. of Gloves. Crafted for function, performance, and style. This Defcon Ventilator Snowboard Gloves has earned it's stripes.
Key Features of The Defcon Ventilator Snowboard Gloves
Deftex: (8,000mm / 5,000m2) State-of-the-art waterproof/windproof/breathable fabric . Oxford Nylon with a micro porous coating repels water and wind while unwanted body moisture is expelled for a dry, comfortable hand protection system in any conditions.
Defgrip: Palm Reinforcement. Highly abrasion resistant polyurethane grip material insures durability and maximum dexterity. Palms so grippy you won't be able to release your grabs, thus you will land on your fingers, which will snap like a Slim Jim.
Silicone: It is a documented fact that silicone is solely responsible for increased circulation and "readability" of Victoria's Secret catalogs amongst teenage males for years now. We hope it will increase the sales of Defcon's gloves
Sveltveetah Nose Wipe: Won't scratch goggle lenses of chafe swollen, snotty nostrils. Smooth and creamy just like a perfectly processed cheese spread.
Twin Blade: Defcon's old squeegee had 3 blade and was red. But Defcon thinks this is even better, that is until next year when there are 17 blades made from laser sharpened titanium alloy.
Kung-Fun Grip: Pre-curved finger construction
Teflon: Hyperteflon Durable Water Repellency. A special treatment applied to the fabric to ensure that all outside invading moisture and soils bead on the fabric instead of penetrating your hand protection system. Good on skillets, even better on gloves.
Removable Liner: Micro fleece inner- lining. Added insulation wicks moisture and allows the Hand Protection System to be worn with or without the removable liners. Take liners out of gloves and wear over your ears.
DFX: Seamless inserts. Constructed without seams to be guaranteed leak-proof, forming a second barrier of defense. Think of it like a male contraceptive for your hand.
